Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
this will be a night to untag.
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
Showed up 2 hours late and still drunk nobody gave me a high five. This intership is bullshit.
You should try cooking mac & cheese naked sometime. It's quite relaxing.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah
Just smoked a joint with the hottest patient. God I love night shifts.
I made out with about ten people last night. And four of them were just on the way to my car from the bar. And one was my roommate.
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
Jeff brought me a cup of coffee to my desk. He's getting a blow job.
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