Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
just realized the sink is the perfect height to piss into never cleaning the toilet again
he just invited me over for the 3 p's...pepsi pizza and porn...I'm gonna marry him
theres a wall by my room thats like, a prime fucking wall. before i move out SOMEBODY is gonna fuck me on that wall, goddamnit.
Chris threw beer can at guy. Guy ended up being a fighter. Chris got his eye socket broke. Fighter got hand re-broke. Chris is passed out. Fighter is in kellys bed. everybody won last night. I think.
currently waiting for her to check in on Facebook, the second she does I'm there. someone is getting laid tonight
I'm not stalking, she is pretty much begging me to come find her if she checks in
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
He asked if I had feelings for him while I was lying naked on the floor vomiting into a trashcan as he held my hair and fed me Pringles.
No more stories ab the wkend for co-workers... No one else found "and I didn't have pants on when I got home Saturday night" as funny as I did.
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
You sent me a picture of curly fries with no explanation attached. This is the first time you've texted me in 2 months.
Costco cheesecake and whisky. A night made in heaven
You have to commit to sexting. You can't just quit right after I send you pictures of my asshole.
Seriously, come on.
I feel like there's a picture of my ass on the internet right now.
I hate you.
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
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