High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
Is it bad that I don't ask for names anymore? Just added "gold-chain-wearing hotel guy" to my list under "minivan 3way" and "funny-tasting gym guy."
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
Wait, cocaine is okay but tanning isn't?
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
He asked me to come stay with him so he could "see that ass and watch Harry Potter."
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
Am I required to send a Christmas card to my fuck buddy?
Dude, he turned on “London Bridge” by Fergie and GAVE ME A LAP DANCE.
I didn't really break out of the friend zone, as much as I blasted the doors off with high explosives and rode through on a grizzly bear...
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