OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
I'm trying this new thing, it's called standards
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
Tim and I found you a 5ish and asked how you were doing with the breakup. All you said was "i can't words"
I come from a long history of big boobed German, Swedish, and Irish women. And then there's me. Mother nature was like "Naaaaaaah."
When you are 21 it's acceptable to run out of the tavern and puke all over the bike rack... when you are 35 it's called alcoholism.
Fyi - we're going to be eating those sandwiches in bed when you get home.
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
Every dick I’ve had or wanted in the last year is married. It’s like I became a professional home wrecker after I graduated.
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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