scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
He came in the heat vent in my car. Don't ask how it happened.
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
They only remember me when they're drunk...I'm like a suppressed memory.
Thanks for last night. Sorry if i was obnoxious. I respect your morals and i wouldn't want you to lose your virginity to a drunk girl in your mom's prius.
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
I accidentally told my mom "the reason I didn't answer your call is because my phone was in my pants, on the floor"
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
Before you started puking your brains out, you took a moment to give me the correct order of the Harry potter series
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
Do we have to do this party tonight? I'm worried my bed will miss me...
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
Your not drunk until you have to grab on to the grass to keep from falling off the earth.
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