just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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dude, never take two tylenol pm and smoke three bowls. i feel like i'm covered in cold ants.
She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
Before he took off his pants he paused and said, "Remember..sometimes great things come in small packages."
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
oh god...if the people that live above me killed themselves again then im gonna assume im the worst neighbor ever
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
Jake bring pizza.
JAKE BRING PIZZA.
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
Whoever owns the butter that i always steal out of the office fridge definitely put THC butter in there this time. Shit just got real.
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
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