Don't get me started, it sucks when the one thing you have in common with a girl is not wanting penis inside you.
dear sober me, don't br the first to open the fridge in the morning
If I had a motorized wheelchair, I'd just chase the squirrels on campus all day.
OK WHO CHANGED MY RING TONE TO LADY AND THE TRAMP AND CHANGED EVERY CONTACT IN MY PHONE TO 'SOME GUY I FUCKED'?
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
He was the one that got away. From my vagina.
Who knew drunk me could climb a 17 story building for apple juice and sex
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
I'm debating a nap but also debating breaking into the liquor cabinet
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
Currently googling hangover cures, which looks a lot like working from the perspective of my boss.
I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
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