the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
Do you know how easy it would be to shoplift if I was a magician?!
part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
Don't leave without me in the morning. I keep scaring everyone cause I'm sleeping in the bathtub.
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
...I think i just fell in love with a random undergrad at first glance. He was the awkward young adult version of captain hook. Dear god i need to get off this campus.
We ended up at an Asian frat. I made out with two Mexicans at the same time and I pulled a muscle in my leg from twerking too low. Diversity.
I never thought my selfie stick would come in handy for nudes.
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
I remember her making the first martini but the rest of the weekend is a blur of vodka, high heels and sex toys.
First time being used by a cougar. Definitely okay with it
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