Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
Leaving ole miss girls house to go to the stripper girls house. Why did it take losing my job to start getting laid all the damn time?
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
drunk brunch me or lose me forever
He kept telling me that he didn't serve two tours in Iraq for my bitch ass to drink banana rum.
Yeah, sorry about that. Dropped the phone on my face while I was watching porn.
I walked in on him fucking her whilst she ate skittles. I saw things no one should see, but I did get your bra back. You owe me.
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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