How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
it can't be normal that my body odor smells like fries
peeing on that welcome mat was like, the highlight of my week
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
Just finished putting caution tape around the tv. Sober me needs to prepare.
Speaking of roommates, Kelsey and I woke up to urine in our trash can. Neither one of us is willing to admit to it so we've come to the conclusion that someone snuck into our room in the middle of the night
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
So my dad just walked in on me with the same girl twice in 3 nights. I told him if he wants to see her tits to adleast admit it. All he did was smirk.
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
Went to work in the same clothes from last night, completely covered in glitter...I didn't choose the hag life, the hag life chose me
I am a delicate flower. A fucked up, drunk, horny, pants pissing, delicate little flower.
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