am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
I just found out why they dont make table-dance tables out of glass.
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
Theres a baby at this concert double fisting pacifiers. shes gunna do great in college.
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
Im celebrating the fact that the one guy who has ever denied me has just come out of the closet
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
They think its so cute and admirable that I learned French. BITCH HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF GOOGLE TRANSLATE? sexting foreign bitches, there's an app for that
I'm gonna have to shit in a bar again tonight
He obv doesn't know that telling a woman to chill will get him murdered
Remember that guy I fucked last month? Well I'm watching his dog this weekend while he's in the Bahamas with his girlfriend. What is my life
That reminds me of the morning I woke up on the sidewalk covered in chicken wings
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
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