I feel like a panda just shit rainbows on my mind
i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
They left shortly after you claimed the dirty rug as your mattress and began alternating between singing "Dayman" and "Nightman"
so explain to me why i woke up in jail this morning
because you opened a jar or pickles and a bag of fritos and layed down in the middle of aisle 7 while singing 'la cucaracha'
no more ever clear
her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
You don't understand she was in the fountain pretending she was diving for treasure. I couldn't possibly ruin her dreams.
Names, who you're caught in bed with, both minor details
Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat dat dat dat dat ~uterus contraction~
Just taking a shit and realized the captain planet theme song is stuck in my head.
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
This toilet bowl is my home.
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