let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
You were directing traffic around her for 30min after she passed out in the middle of the road.
You really are best friends.
you kept telling everyone how your ninja turtle shell also functioned as a backpack
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
Nothing says "I mean business" like using a cart at the liquor store.
If you think for one second that I would forget Mardi Gras, you clearly don't know how much I love boobs.
He said he wanted to start giving out "sex souvenirs". I got a poster with a penguin on it.
You're a five foot adderall and caffeine fueled ball of sexual frustration and suppressed rage. It's only a matter of time before you snap. We're taking bets on when.
Netflix keeps asking me if I'm still watching just because I've been sitting here all afternoon...why do I feel like my tv is judging my life choices?
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
I CAN'T FALL IN LOVE WITH SOMEONE WHO HAS A LISP. I JUST CAN'T.
Nothing like an afternoon walk of shame across campus on parent's weekend. Damn.
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