Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
I'm sitting in class drinking a forty out of a paper bag. No ones said anything yet. I think my professor is trying to ignore me. Better start yelling louder.
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
You should know I just got pulled aside by TSA because they found a bottle of Bud Light in my backpack... Thanks for that...
Just got my first unemployment direct deposit!!!' celebrating at the beach
Me toooooo!! Margaritas
I never knew being a drain on a functioning society would feel so good
Ice cream: Good. Fraternity: Good. Eating ice cream off a Skid Row bum's ass crack in order to get into a Fraternity: Homoerotic at best. I quit.
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
You kept yelling "NO CAPES" at me for no apparent reason
I'm excited I love mornings when I'm not sober
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
My New Year's resolution consists of less weekday hangovers, more sex, and more money.
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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