can you wear a superman outfit if we ever have sex?
she's doing push ups on the keg. hows a girl supposed to compete with that?
half the nation just spent an hour watching a balloon fly around. we are officially the dumbest fucking country.
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
And then the cop told me my court date was on 4/20. I said come onn u really gunna do me like that
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
I'm sitting by myself in my bra eating a waffle and drinking pineapple rum. gamedaaaayyyyyyy
He's minimum effort, but maximum fuck.
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
Waking up with cheese all over my clothes and my vibrator in my pants is a sign we drank way too much tequila last night
But can mardi gras accurately capture the essence of my tiny rage?
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
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