even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
So im walking through ohare and this guy walks by with a cart full of big bottles of liquor. I want to know what flight hes on.
There are no words to adequately express my gratitude for sending me porn you found staring a former classmate.
just to let you know coffee and vodka was a bad way to start the day
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
I just want to pat him on the head, bake him some cookies, and reassure him that, someday, he will get laid.
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
You know that pill i snorted last night? Yeh, its just hitting me now..... At work
Try to fuck my roomie AND steal my slippers: you are no longer my favorite cousin.
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
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