You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
I just threw up in my hands while sitting on the toilet
the only consolation to the fact that i puked in public today was that i did it down a storm drain... so at least i am a responsible public puker
Looks like a significant portion of my drinking money just became legal fees.
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
How much did you drink?
Enough to be hungover and still think roller coasters were a good idea
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
How the fuck am I supposed to enjoy a third ice day from school if I only bought enough alcohol for 2?
I don't know, maybe act like an adult who teaches children for a living
It's like we're not even friends
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
I have a bottle of rum in my pocket...what does that say about me...
You come prepared
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
Yo I'm lookin at the cows. They're just fucking docile things
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