did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
I just went in my fridge and said to my turkey "see you thursday". I seriously have issues
Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
I was drunk and gave him my dad's phone number instead because somehow I thought that'd be funny. Man did that fucking backfire
What's the polite way to tell someone she's a grown ass woman and she needs to start acting like it.
YOLO is a great motto until you end up with Chlamydia
To be honest, the last time I saw him he had a jesus costume on telling people to pray to his bible.
So he's at the chuch?
No, hooters.
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
My apartment stinks of burning failure
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