I'm currently googling how to make a dress out of a trash bag. It's going to be a great night.
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
he got his own cum in his own eye. TWICE. how do you make that mistake again?
Dude I broke my bong in half this morning. I kicked it as I was jerking off. I would never hide anything from you.
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
Staying in I think. Boyfriend has domesticated me. I'm making eggs naked right now. Also really high.
They high fived over us while we gave them synchronized blowjobs. In the same bed. Under the same blanket.
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
That tampon felt like a stick in my vagina, I am never making a drunken tampon choice again. Friends don't let friends choose tampons drunk.
I'd rather have snapchat than feelings.
Oh my god. We just got locked out of our cabin and went to the neighbor's to see if they had a key and caught the neighbor jerking it. My night > your night
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
Dear Andy-the problem is not that I slept with your girlfriend, it's that you didn't know she's a lesbian.
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