By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
Hangovers were designed by God when he decided that so far he had taken it WAY TOO EASY on me.
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
Hey, did you take me to hospital last night?
There are a bunch of guys at the door looking for the guy you brought back to the condo...pretended not to speak English. You're welcome.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
Just got walked in on while fucking in the lounge in the performing arts building. The janitors gave us five minutes to leave and applauded our exit
MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
Literally this kid just told me he's not planning to live past 30. Then he hit himself with a frying pan.
Your anal douche was on bathroom counter. Now it's in dumpster. Not ok. I am mad. Very mad.
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
So I got offered a job this morning based on being a "good role model for girls" and I am drunk at 330 in the afternoon in "celebration." sometimes, life is insane. But not so bad.
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