How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
If Jon and Kate can get divorced...how hard can it be for me?
My stomach is making the worst sounds, probably because there is nothing but semen in it.
She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
Yehhhaaww I'm way ahead of you. I'm gunna get her a card that says " I'm sorry your now ex boyfriend decided to upgrade"
I only feel half bad for cheating on him because while we were fucking I was given great relationship advice and now I'm ready to work some things out.
You might be at the point of severe desperation when you gotta hold the two pieces of your broken vibrator together just to get off.
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
I am going home. I have pee on my pants. Rachel is driving and I and drunk. It is not Rachels pee. It is my pee.
we should paint friendship bongs
His wife found the thong I “forgot” in his glovebox
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