i just keep taking vicodin and supergluing random shit
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
He won't talk to me. He'll only communicate using scissors
He was taking the caps off the vodka bottles and throwing them out the window so we'd have to finish them. Engineers have the best logic.
Taking shots with an iv of fluids in, because I work tomorrow. That's responsibility. Employee of the month right here.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
Dude we both faced 40s of steel reserve which is like saying, "Hey, I'm a complete piece of shit!"
You told me that you were mad me because I wouldn't let you 'explore my castle'. Then you said I smelled like a hospital and passed out.
So I almost just died there. And we need a new garage door.
You guys wanna start around 10:30 tomorrow?
We can start at 5am for all I care. You ask like I have plans.
Yep, that just happened. My mom just gave me a big bag of drugs for my birthday. She even put them in a fancy bag with tissue paper.
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
she brought her phone charger to the bar this bitch is ready to drink
You got drunk, made toast, and declared yourself a domestic goddess.
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