I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
you said youd get me home safely, you dropped me off at 9:30 last night and i just woke up on my porch.
I've spent 9 hours vomitting in the fetal position... how did i stay like this for 9 months?
Mission leave-the-puke-on-the-floor-til-the-dog-eats-it completed. I work smarter not harder
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
Thru out the entire phone conversation I went from thinking: he's making a gay come-on, to he's trying to sell me drugs, before realizing he was offering me a job with an internet company. Things are gonna be awkward in class this week.
I just remembered our "im drunk enough to look at your vagina" conversation. Is that offer still valid? I really think I need a second opinion
totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
I'll always remember 2012 as the year I hooked up with countless girls who had the sides of their heads shaved.
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
Nothing like cleaning out your cleavage from lunch, finding cookie crumbs and eating them...
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
so go get some goddamn bacon and lay in his bed naked. he'll love it.
I find celibacy oppressive. Huge waste of my time and talents.
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