Can we have unprotected sex soon?
Don't quote me on that, I'm a walking boner
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
My motherly instincts are overcoming my slutty ones
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
my tonsil wound opened up during the kegstand but i stopped it with a popsicle
Morning yack off the fire escape. Girl walking by was mortified. Gooooooooo Ducks!!
I want to be you.
Never ever ever ever ever ever give your number to a 30 year old at buffalo wild wings. Ever ever ever.
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
Hey could you buy me 2 bottles of arbor mist? I'm trying to get laid tonight
don't bring your nerd jargon into this conversation about my naked body
I started my period on international women's day. It's like the world is congratulating me and punishing me for being a woman at the same time
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
dude you pointed at my dad's crotch and said I'd tap that. I didn't even know you were gay.
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
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