no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
Watching marley and me... this girls got me whipped man
I got a lap dance until she said they wipe of the poles between each dance to clear the "std slime", i couldnt even masterbate at home it was a horrible military monday
Dude, we somehow need to leave discretely with the toilet brush.
Dude, I think someone on your skype account may have seen me beat off. I used your computer and didnt realize you were still signed in. Please tell me no one was on...
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
my drunken justification for peeing in her closet was that her shoes were ugly
Fucken Tweens. They smelled like cotton candy and hand jobs my nostrils were offended.
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
I mean, he's 40, foreign, artsy but with substance abuse problems and estranged children. How is he not my type?
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
Shut up. You had me at killer robots. Your place or mine?
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
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