My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
Standing here next to my mom talking to my friend trying to act like he doesn't sell me E every weekend.
He spent the whole night convincing me I wasn't fat, but after we had sex he said "Oh, I see what you mean"
the taxi driver actually pulled over to let us moon a house full of people
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
I refuse to apologize. Any dick that comes that close to my face uninvited is gonna get bit
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
She had like a side ponytail and hoop earrings though. And legwarmers. Like a horrible 80s nightmare. Don't drink and dream, dude.
Considering we're about to fuck, I really need your girlfriend to stop liking all my Facebook posts.
Sorry about my life...
For a second I thought I had fallen asleep on the floor and freaked out. Then I thought somehow I was on drugs. This is my life.
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
When the theology professor asked me what touched me most about this trip to Rome, I guess "the guy from last night" wasn't the proper response.
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
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