Of course she said it wasn't that good, I don't bring my A game to pity fuck the thrice divorced girl from work
My mom and I are having a "yay I don't have herpes" shopping trip day
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
Ok well hopefully you're not staging an intervention for me at your place because I'm bringing beers
spending today hungover and untagging myself from all the pictures of me kissing girls so grandma doesnt have a heart attack. how was your new years?
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
He said he wanted to lick the breadcrumbs off my chest
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
How do you tell a vegan you want him to stuff you like a turkey?
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
I promised her before I left that I'd make good choices and then got drunk and fucked my best friend and her boyfriend.
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
Randomize
