Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
Tell her to not eat the pizza she threw up on.
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
i just woke up to a text from him apologizing for making me eat a full lemon
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
I'll always remember 2012 as the year I hooked up with countless girls who had the sides of their heads shaved.
All my interactions with my brother are drug deals at this point
No I did not just post a Craigslist ad for a used stripper pole because I can't afford my own. But now that you put the idea in my head I might have to.
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
I danced with a french guy who licked the sweat off my neck and poured a drink on me. Not gonna lie, that shit was refreshing
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
He told me to leave him behind and bury him in his batman pajamas. So two lessons I guess, don't give Tom whiskey and don't touch his daddy issues with a twenty nine and a half foot pole.
By 9 pm this evening I'll have accomplished smashing with two different guys in two different time zones in the same day.
Stay hydrated
I woke up in the middle of the night on all fours turning circles in my bed! No more patron for me!
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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