big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
I remember coming home with a cat... I havent seen it all day. Shit.
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
We were high as shit. We argued for like ten minutes about going to Dunkin Donuts and then just ended up rolling down hills. Thanks for the weed.
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
i have nothing going on in my life. unless a toxic love triangle with netflix and jack daniels counts.
I fell asleep while eating jimmy johns last night and then woke up at 5am and continued to eat it
it’s not easy to sexualize brunch. work with me, babe.
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
he's not even weird he's been offering me different drinks all night
oh i remember now hes the guy that liked when i peed on him
Now after not puking, next step is not to do the accent when immigration says "hello."
Randomize
