I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
someone owes me an orgasm
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
before we even ate breakfast we'd found an eighth of weed in some old purse she never uses. it was gone by lunch
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
You just squeezed a person out of you and I'm drunks at 2PM. Our lives got traded and you know it and you're jealous.
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
There's a Japanese guy here dressed as a Viking who just screamed "wats up cocksluts" and kicked a guy in the face. come get me out of here.
I told him he looked like my uncle.
Why would you say that in a bathtub?
Dude 4th of July week was our like 5th anniversary of you sending me dick pics ❤️
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