barbara walters just said penis...
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
I miss your penis. And I totally say this as a friend. I just miss it because it's great. You should be very proud of it.
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
6 margaritas later and free shots of tequila, i woke up with a fat lip and they said i blew my nose in a slice of bread
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
This is one of those moments when you do what I say or I come stalk you down like a gazelle.
I wore sweatpants. When I show up to a booty call in sweatpants there's your warning
Sorry I don't make house calls. You wanna get blown you come over here. It's like rock paper scissors but vagina ALWAYS beats penis
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
I wish drunk me came with subtitles
Do not tell me I cant do drunk math ever again, AND I made a creative way of telling him I want him to fuck me.
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