love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
I actually just cleaned easy glide lube off my desk. My life has gone way down hill since I met you.
Nothing commands respect in a meeting like Jack Daniels on the breath. You're fine.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
Naturally, I just peed all over the floor. Two guys in front of me looked at me, but i just shrugged. They won't remember either.
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
So the bartender just told me that there was numerous people who saw me having sex on the rooftop last weekend. +1
I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
They said an hour before I even see a doctor...and they noticed the shots tally on my arm.
The things happening in my intestines right now should only ever happen at truck stops and frat houses.
We need a bunch of roses, some chocolate, 2 cops, a mariachi band, and a thermometer
Chipotle just hit me... I want to go sit in the corner of the shower and cry until morning.
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
Woke up naked on your sister's mattress lying next to a single slice of bread.
i need some fresh meat. meat that has a license and a job and isn’t a FULL-blown alcoholic. partial i could tolerate, bc, haha, let’s be honest, me likey my drinkies.
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