Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
I woke up at 2 in my clothes with a defrosted steak in my pocket, no drinky this week at all.
Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
You're lucky I'm tired or I'd take a pic of me mounting a reindeer yard decoration
Just spent 10 minutes washing away my own puke. This gas station lady loves me.
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
Drunk sperm are not productive sperm.
I woke up to rachel asking "did anyone else fall out of a tree last night?"
Reminder to self: never have sex on a trampoline. Trampoline burn hurts worse than carpet burn.
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