escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
The only thing I've had to eat today was the half eaten sausage biscuit I found on my chest when I woke up this morning.
What about the words "You're my personal dildo" made him say "I love you"?
Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
I'm questioning the dried chocolate syrup on my tits.
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
Fell asleep in the library, woke up because I almost let out a sleep fart. That was close.
I recently had a rabies scare because I thought putting socks on my hands to pick up a squirrel that got in my house was a good idea.
If you had been home 20 minutes ago, you probably would've caught me masturbating, so it might be for the best.
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
I know he’s married, but he’s still a guy with balls and a dick. He noticed my cleavage and stared at my ass. He’ll call.
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