never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
some guy just asked me if water gets in a vag when girls take a bath. WTF. it's not a wind tunnel!
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
the bad thing about being great at twerking is that I'm powerless to stop myself from doing it when I'm drunk and in public.
So I woke up with a terribly bandaged finger an then discovered a pot of bloody onions on the stove.....who the fuck decided it was a good idea for me to try and cook
He's talking about me being Slave Princess Leia and how he'll chain me up. I don't have the heart to point out that he would be Jabba in that scenario...Is it bad that his lack of SW knowledge is destroying my lady boner?
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
He took me home and by the time I woke up after catching up on sleep I realized I accidentally put on one of his fiances socks. whoops.
Nothing says I love you like a silicone dragon dick
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
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