It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
I'm puking to John Mayor, save me. Or at least change it to somethong beyyt
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
Good news! I don't have Hep C! Better news! I still hate you!
New discovery: pineapple flavored vodka. Life made, liver in jeopardy. Graduation t-minus 50 minutes.
Another day, another engagement, another cat
They took my balls.
His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
She can't brag about all the anal sex she has and then expect me not to awkwardly stare at her boyfriend when she brings him around
Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
He literally cried into his tacos and screamed fuck bitches. Don't know if it was the best, or the worst hook up, ever.
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
Last night was fun. Sorry I slipped out before you woke up
Also, your parents get up REALLY early. Please thank them for the bagel and travel mug of coffee. Happy Thanksgiving!
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