so I woke up this morning and on their fridge, the first item on the shopping list was my virginity.
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
5 am is for sleeping. Or getting railed on by a stranger. But never for fundraising. Get real.
she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
How did "just two beers for happy hour" turn into naked backyard wrestling?
If you say no to drinking on a Monday then I'm going to take you to the hospital for a MRI
to instagram or to not instagram the picture i took of when i shit in the urinal
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
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