the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
for future reference: even when 4 loko is flat it still fucks you up. im near a tree. come find me.
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
He just came into the room wearing nothing but a Speed Racer helmet. I think he just invented a fetish.
Our halfway to Halloween party needs to never happen again. There were waaayy too many wasted cartoon characters passed out in my living room this morning...
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
I will show up on your front porch in a wet t shirt and some mac and cheese
Mom and I shoplifted today. Her idea.
Retirement sounds fun.
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
Oh good, bag of butt plugs is in my predictive text now
Typing the whole thing out was getting to be such a chore
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
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