Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
I just had to stop two people giving each other hand jobs in the pool. That was not something I was taught in lifeguard training
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
Turns out, his fucking is as lame and staggered as his NFL career.
oh yeah, there may or may not be a large boa loose in the house when you get home.
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
I made out with my former step mother's best friend. Only knew the connection when they both showed up together at the bar.
The original plan involved fireworks and a lot more dildos but the new one is still okay.
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
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