He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
I wish i had a shirt that said, "I know what you're thinking and it's not herpes on my face"
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
i miss our vodka / percocet laundry days.
I have a date tonight... Like a real date... Not the kind where you just go over to his house and have sex and then never speak again.
It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
Oh my god i hate key west. No one takes amex and strippers took all my money
The $10 cab ride turned into a $60 cab ride when you puked down the back of his seat trying to whisper in his ear. He was a trooper though, he came into to wash off in the sink and still tried to get your number.
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
Last night at the bar you we're seriously going up to people and pushing through them like they were bowling pins and you were a bowling ball
I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
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