He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
She volunteers at a homeless shelter. You volunteered to drink 7 day expired milk for $3. No chance. Give up.
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
How was my weekend? I just blew my nose and a gram of coke fell out. My weekend was fantastic.
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
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