I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
Exactly, finding that perfect flask to come with you on all your adventures is like finding the perfect wedding dress. You have to feel it.
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
Don't feel sorry for me. I'm getting Red Lobster and sex tonight. Nothing can bring me too far down.
im just going to make a prayer circle of top ramen packets and cheap beer
It's truly amazing how much porn I can get in while my phones at 1% battery life.
Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
She can't even plan ahead to have toilet paper for her next shit
Dude I asked him to get me beef jerky at 4 am and he actually walked to CVS to get it. CVS closes at 12 but it was the perfect opp to dip out
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
Dude, don't beat around the bush. We're fucked and you know it.
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
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