How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
your cat followed me a mile away from your house. if it doesn't come back, i'm sorry, but I needed to get laid tonight.
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
Wrapped in a blanket, just ate a whole party pizza. All my dreams are coming true and you don't even care.
I'll be thirty in eight months. I think my goal is too stop changing my pants in the parking lot at work by then.
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
Just had an orgasim to the Star Spangled Banner so.. it was all worth it.
It's not my fault, Tequila turned all my alarms off.
On a scale of "huh, that's interesting" to "holy porn stars, batman". How good?
Definitely closer to "holy porn stars, batman".
Not sure how my purse ended up in the bushes last night... Or why there was a noodle strainer in the toilet.
Apparently we fucked, I kicked him out, then he came back and we did it on the coffee table and in the kitchen.
Randomize
