I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
you set the microwave for an hour telling me that the done sound was your alarm.
You know its a good sign when a girl asks who everyone is AFTER she flashes her tits to the room.
Worst case scenario: I have VD and will die. That's the worst that could happen. As long as I'm around long enough to see the winner of bachelor pad, I'm cool
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
I repeat the shot was ON FIRE. I am never going to a pirate bar again.
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
I feel like emojis are just meant for explaining sex without using words to make anyone uncomfortable. It's a true gift
I am going to paint butt plugs like little Christmas trees and give them as gifts.
You could paint cock rings as wreaths.
Is it rude to say "I hate you because you live inside Hillary Clinton's asshole"?
Who’s got two thumbs and just got laid in the administration building?
Randomize