so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
I'm gonna laugh so hard when we're both married with families
That statement alone makes me laugh so hard.
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
Stop selling my mother weed! She's annoying as hell when she's stoned.
They're like penises that have been put in a blender.
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
i'm sick of coming in second next to bourbon.
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
Soggy bong water carpet is the worst kind of carpet.
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
Let's say we can see the evolution of our "relation" by his name in my phone. Pizza slice emoticone. Pizza guy. Jordan. Jo. Jackhammer Pizza Guy. Jockhammer pizza guy.
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