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Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
You told me my blanket felt like ground beef.
Ps you missed quite a show. I was for some reason whipping my hair back and forth and head butted the tip jar. It shattered and now I have a circular bruise on my forehead. All the bartenders hit the floor to get all the quarters.
And then we can spend New Year's Day sprawled across the tiles watching greys anatomy and puking into the bushes over the balcony. It'll be great
I'm sorry but you're choosing a girl that faked a pregnancy when you wouldn't return her calls over a more attractive sane girl who you begged for a chance with last week? God you're a loser.
Tim and I found you a 5ish and asked how you were doing with the breakup. All you said was "i can't words"
How drunk is she?
She's trying to French braid the dogs hair, there's no stopping her
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
Something tells me tonight will end with me wearing my pants on my head again.
Look, all I'm saying is that you're going to be a great Vodka Mom.
He's gone. He left a note but all it says is "Dear Neil" followed by a drawing of a hand flipping the bird in the direction of a butt.
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
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