i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
Today was the day I stopped kidding myself and started buying the handle of vodka.
just remembered that i started a tab for just myself at 50 cent beer night last night... i dont understand my life
So he might be the smartest man alive. He had the stripper pick him up taco bell on the way to the room for an extra 50 bucks.
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
My mom just told me the story of how she met my dad through prison. How was your saturday?
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
I hate being the only medical professional in the group. I always end up patching you guys or being the DD when I'm on call. I have problems I need to drown in booze too...
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
yep, just sat in the backseat of my car for about five minutes looking for the vodka soaked underwear,when i came to the realization that i really gotta start getting my shit together..
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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