Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
He felt like a one man threesome
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
I'm hiding her cosmo magazine. the only sex tip she needs is to not handcuff her boyfriend to her roommates bed and lose the key
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
I can't help but feel like we would be friends still if my phone didn't always capitalize BUTTLOAD...
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
Did we kick in my basement door last night?
Yes. I think you actually bought tennis shoes specifically for that application.
It's starting to get sad how I have this 'new beginning' feeling after every negative pregnancy test
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