i barfeds in our rink
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
Just found my bra in a bag of chips on the kayak floating about the pond. Sure sign of a good night
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
Do you think they manscape in the zombie apocalypse?
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
All I want to do is drink an excessive amount of free alcohol bought from strange men, while taking frequent trips to the bathroom to snort an assortment of illicit drugs off dirty toilet seats. Break cannot get here quick enough...
Nah, just stick him in a closet with some cheetos, a blunt and soda. The darkness will calm him down until Mallory can be located.
Why did I wake up with a skeleton in my bed? Is it from the lab?
Oh crap, that's where it ended up. Yeah, don't ask.
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