toast her oven
toast her strudel
inspect her gadget
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
sellin beer in gallon jugs is both the best and worst idea ever. Im only gonna have one beer...but its gonna be 128 ounces.
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
i came on her dog
You left a trail of sequins from your dress incase we got lost
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
I can't wait till they start promoting the testiciplasty. Turn those old prunes into fresh tight kiwis!
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
Someone just asked me if I was chewing red hot gum.... I'm LITERALLY SWEATING OUT FIREBALL.
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
I would literally only have sex with a dinosaur right now.
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