After they won there was a guy outside Magee Hospital yelling "name your kid Sidney"... that guy may or may not have been me.
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
So I realized I'm not completely sober when the automatic toilet flushed and I screamed
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
Omg you had literally better be on fire, drowning, and being crucified all at the same time to be calling me at 7:30 in the goddamn morning.
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
AND FUCKING MGMT JUST CAME ON. CAN I GO DROWN MYSELF IN LESBIANS OR SOMETHING? IS IT TIME TO LESBIAN
we're fated to lesbian
He managed to find a wheel chair and a super mario hat, now hes rolling around screaming "real life mario kart!"
Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
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