I came back to the apartment and he was waiting for me, covered in mustard.
needless to say I left
and before you know it i was laying next to him at 2 in the morning with penis and sadness on my breath.
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
Since you haven't talked to me since the rancid whipped cream fiasco, I'm going to assume we are no longer hooking up. But I need my handcuffs back. ASAP.
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
My girlfriend is studying for the MCAT by watching The Magic Schoolbus. There go my dreams of being a househusband.
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
But once you explained how to fill cupcakes with semen I realize you were harmless and right on my level.
On NPR this morning, farmers are feeding weed to pigs. The result: pot bacon. Life just got better.
Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
Definition of cool: he wants a back tattoo of three horses running through a "paisley explosion"
How did he even become this person? Like what drugs has he done??
he can get married early and ruin his life but he sure as hell isn't ruining mine with a shitty bachelor party
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