Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
i'm so hungover...i might vomit in a handbag instead of selling them
I wish I could rss feed the hooker ads on craigslist because it looks suspicious that I check craigslist every hour.
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
the doctor brought back painful memories by lecturing me about your teeth marks that are still on my dick.
she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
she passed out facedown in my lap while I was playing piano. 11 years of piano lessons finally paid for themselves.
At the bar. Madeline and I totally brought our own pitcher from home because they always run out. Hello alcoholism.
dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
You chipped your front tooth on the toilet bowl. Should I call your dentist?
color coded lube a great way to organize my bootie calls
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
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