don't go back without me... they'll know i'm pooping.
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
if it walks like a guido and talks like a guido, i'm gonna fuck it.
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
our landlord thinks we're weird & alcoholics. he came in to fix our broken tub and saw the laundry door on our table for beer pong, the garbage bag full of empty fifths, and that one armed baby on the doorstep. plus he saw us swimming and yargging in our pirate pool that one time.
at last call she tried to get the bartender to fill her flask. when he refused, i had to stop her from trying to pour the rest of her beer in there.
im destined to be single forever. i hope its okay if your kids come and hang out with my cats.
We're gona eat taco bell and then take exlax and see who can hold it in the longest. Loser has to pay for drinks all weekend. You in?
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
What's the best way to tell someone that I accidentally wound up in a gay harem?
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
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