glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
Do you realize we just stole 12 dollars worth of quarters each from the office petty cash just to get manicures? New high or New Low?
Memo to the bitch sitting across from me at Swamp: no one thinks you're classy with your Louis Vuitton and your Burberry scarf when you're dragging on that cig like it was the last cock on earth and you needed cum for sustenance.
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
Please stop bringing your one night stands to Sunday brunch.
i woke up next to the toilet with a chipped tooth, somebody elses shirt on, and a random guys id in my pocket
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
Just saw a field sobriety test being administered at 730 am, I now know I do not have a drinking problem
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
Oh and I'm kind of in the library.
Waiting for the foreign guy who keeps staring to make his creepy move.
Woke up in the middle of my kitchen clutching a cheesy gordita crunch
We started a fund for a baby in a wine glass, I think we're pretty responsible.
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
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