Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
I can't remember much about walking home last night. I think I kicked a dog.
i woke up hungover wearing my gym shorts and the condom from last night. Wine bar thursdays rule.
Multiple bruises and a hell of a headache later, I have still to find out where the fuck I picked up the bottom half of a mannequin.
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
He just pulled a Spanish chick using google translate!!!! We are at the bar and she speaks zero English. Hes a fucking magician!!!!!!
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
A 3am FaceTime to go to IHOP is the closest thing to a bootycall that I'm getting
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
you walked into the party, and all you had on was your left sock... literally.
sad thing: we were only a shot away from an orgy. good thing: we all got laid.
I just shaved my legs via the sink as to not wake my parents up because I know I'll be having marathon sex tomorrow after my certification exam... so this is life after college.
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