Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
if there werent so many compromising pictures of me in the hands of so many liberal friends, id consider going into politics
the brownie started to kick in before i finished the essay... it became a race against my own increasing intoxication
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
I couldn't function. I was to the point where I was using a bottle cap as a monocle.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
The kid in the park, who was on a leash I might add, looked at us and yelled "stranger danger" before hiding behind his dad
You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
Oh god. I asked to "play his sexaphone" which I though was a super sex way to say "let me blow you". He fucking walked home at 4:30am
Did I come home in a police car last night? id come downstairs to ask you but i dont think my legs work anymore
I just got CPR certified, don't make me need these skills so soon
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
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