Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
I'm starting therapy this week.. Taylor Swift music isn't cutting it for me anymore
Drunk wheelbarrow races might make the top 10 list of dumb shit weve done. Especially considering all the broken glass around...
Just ordered a clown who does balloon animals. No backing out now.
Well someone named our apartment "the eiffel tower" on facebook check-in so I think they know..
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
Just had a serious discussion with my ex-boyfriend about sexy nurse vs. sexy teacher. So score one for friendship I guess.
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
You were drunkenly dancing with a statue you affectionately referred to as "The Captain." I wasn't going to deny your happiness.
I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
Oh my fucking god!! There is a barefoot white guy with a fucking ninja sword in the middle of the street next to the pride gas station swinging his sword at peoples cars!! He almost got me. 3 people swerved off the road and stopped. I told a cop.
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