It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
I wish someone would just come knock on my door and fuck me already so that me and my stuffed animals aren't the only ones who see my amazing spring break tan. I'm not getting skin cancer so I can just sit here abstinent.
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
Turns out he's old enough to be my dad. I'm so excited. I've never had a sugar daddy before. What should I ask for first!? Want anything?
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
I shall welcome him into my body with an open liver and completely lay down all chance of resistance. Sweet Zeus, please take me to Mt. Olympus and share all that is divine. I promise, the secrets will be safe with me
he's singing something in russian and knocking over my plants with his dick, get his drunk ass out of my apartment
HE STUCK IT IN THE FISHBOWL WTF
...and as she's going down on me I look at the speedo and I'm doing 15 under, with 6 cars tailgating me, and I know her parents saw her head pop up because they were the car right behind us.
You yelled to anyone that tried to help you "I have a burrito, what else could a girl want?"
I found a door knob in my purse this morning, I hope whoever it belonged to doesn't need it today.
hahahah
I haven't been dieting for my entire life to date some guy who thinks his dad bod is a riot.
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
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