none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
you dont seem to understand my overwhelming need to watch space jam right now
I just had a cup of orange juice and thought it didnt taste right. It didnt have vodka in it.
dude skip the party. it is a fucking post office here
what the hell does that mean?
nothing good but a whole lotta male and packages
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
Well it's like a wise man once told me: "If you're going to shave your balls, don't do it hungover."
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
I guess I'm an especially affectionate person under the influence of tequila.
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
How are you feeling today?
Like Satan handed me a grenade and ass sandwich.
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